[ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend

[x] You have your own room.

[ ] You own a cell phone.

[ ] You have an ipod/ mp3 player.

[x] Your parents are still married.

[ ] You have more than 2 best friends.

[ ] There is a swimming pool in your backyard
T 0 T A L: 2


[x] You dress how you want to.

[ ] You hang out with friends more than once a week. (excluding school)

[x] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.

[ ] You have never been beaten up.

[x] You never cry more than twice a month. (I never cry)

[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.

[x] Your room is big enough for you.

[ ] People don't use you for something you have.

[ ] You have been to a concert. (That makes me happy? Fuck I hate consents, stupid cunt)

T 0 T A L: 7


[ ] You have over 50 friends on myspace. (MySpace is for fucktards)

[x] Your parents let you have a myspace. ( myspace sucks long live Facebook) (HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS Facefuck is also gay)

[ ] You get allowance.

[ ] You collect something normal.

[ ] You look forward to going to school. (I don't go to School. I'm home schooled, you conformist sheep. Go dip your head of a vat of acid)

[ ] You don't wish you were someone else.

[ ] You play a sport.

[ ] You do something after school.

T 0 T A L: 8 (Only because my parents let me have a MySpace, I don't use that shit)


[ ] You own a car.

[x] You usually don't fight with your parents.

[x] You are happy with your appearance.

[ ] You aren't self-conscious at all.

[ ] You have never got a failing grade in your life.

[x] You have friends. (online friends)

T 0 T A L: 11


[x] You know what is going on in the world.

[ ] You care about so many people. :3 (baha, I hate everyone, and I'm not just saying that to be a whiny emo bitch)

[ ] You are happy with your life. (lolno shitsux)

[ ] You know more than one language.

[x] You own a pet.

[ ] You know the words to 5 songs (I only listen to lyricless music because I HAVE REAL TASTE IN MUSIC BITCH!)

[ ] You don't have any enemies (I'm a Troll, nothing but enemies.)

[ ] You are a generally nice person. (OH GOD NO EVEN I HATE ME I'M SUCH A DOUCHE. I PUT HOUSE TO SHAME)
T O T A L: 13

Now count your numbers and multiply by three.
Then title this journal "My life is __% Happy